Oh No You Didn't....

How does one get up, spend two hours getting dressed, doing hair, makeup, nails, pick out clothes get dressed and look at yourself in the mirror and say "yeah, I look good, lets kick it."

Fashion tip - Never wear a whole jogging suit if you don't even run to the bathroom, never wear a jumpsuit thats too tight, too revealing and all one color.

And most importantly never wear anything on your ass that says anything....never ever....period.

Lets Go Get Us Some Men Folk

These chicks are ready to rumble. Like the Jets from "West Side Story" only bigger and slower. How many bags of chips do you think are sitting at home?

Someone For Everyone

Makes me wonder if they have their own porn site. Where do you buy a bed sturdy enough to support the kind of love making that goes on over at Casa de Grande Ass?

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, same weight, same immaculate fashion sense, same kicking hair style. Yummy.

Total Eclipse

This is like "Where's Waldo". You can barely tell but there is a actual human being eclipsed by this land mammal, look low, you can see the shoe of the person and their shadow. Our experts suspect it's a child.

Child Encounters Shock And Awe

I blurred this kids face, but his mouth speaks volumes. Quietly enjoying the candy, he feels the ground tremble, then slowly he turns...shock and awe, the terrible twosome.

Note: A fully grown human being is entirely eclipsed behind Ms.Shock, look over her right shoulder.

Fashion Tip

Fashion Tip - A large bag does not have a slimming effect when you have a ass this big, she would have to have a bag large enough to be carried by a Sherpa to get the slimming effect she is after.