Bobby Brown Called, He Wants His Crack Back.

Spotted by a reader and submitted for your viewing enjoyment.

These pants are something else, how do you even qualify the size? 48 Waist - 29 Length.

Nothing says "daddy's little flower" like having your ass crack stuffed with a yard of cotton-polyester blend.

Although not very environmentally conscience, the SUV is justified in this case.

Fashion Tip #127

Fashion tip #127

Never wear anything so threadbare I can tell if you waxed or not from 20 feet away.

Nope thats not her kid, so the "weight from the baby" can't be used as an excuse.

Yes , its a bad photo but still enough resolution that you can see thongs are the garment of choice for shopping and (SNAP!) looking good.

There Always A Thin Friend

These polite little dainties almost bowled me over exiting a store. Not even so much as an "excuse our tonnage" as they blanketed the entire exit with their combined girth THEN they decided to come back in for food, I kid you not, you cannot make this stuff up.

Why not excuse me? It's their asses I had to avoid not mine.

So they gain instant fame on Big and Weird Ass.

Why is it always a floral pattern on the tents? The one on the right is the skinny one, she just hangs out with floral tent lady to make herself look thinner.

...look it's working.