Handicapped? I Think Not.

Nice of you to park in the handicapped spot ensuring someone who actually is handicapped has to go that extra mile to get food .... but it's all good ....just so long as you didn't break a sweat hauling YOUR ass into the store.

Get off the phone and pay attention to where your parking!

The sign is right in front of your cake hole for goodness sake.

You aren't talking a plane down, assisting in a neurosurgery or resolving a hostage situation your going to get more ho-ho's for tonight's' midnight snackie-poo.

This Skirt Should Hide The Pounds.

Why is it there is always a skirt on the XXL bathing tarps?

Is that flimsy piece of decoration supposed to be concealing anything?

It's unknown if this is a mother / daughter pair.....but if so.....it's like a window into the future, a very dark and foreboding future.

No Dogs Allowed!

If a picture is worth a thousand words this one is an encyclopedia.

First off...this is a food stand...never loiter at the food stand.

Second...never loiter next to the "no dogs" sign.

Our little lady here has both bra straps and tube top thing-a-ma-bob straps falling off her shoulders and still no threat of her top falling down...just the threat of looking classy for the boys.

Look Out Peepaw!

LOOK OUT PEEPAW ! Run this way.

Caught between these two and the food stand is not the place to be.

Again...when BWA appear in pairs....there is always a skinny friend.

Code Pink Revisited

Truvy:     What are your colors, Shelby?

Shelby:    My colors! My colors! My colors are "blush" and "bashful."

M'Lynn:   Her colors are "pink" and "pink."

Shelby:    My colors are "blush" and "bashful," Mama. I have chosen two shades of pink. One is much deeper than the other.

To appreciate the actual scale of this BWA, please consider the size of the subject's head.