Feeling Sassy Feeling Free
Is she REALLY looking at strawberry patterned pajamas?
I hope it isn't a day wear consideration because she is working those jeans like no one else can.
I hope it isn't a day wear consideration because she is working those jeans like no one else can.
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But These ARE My Good Jeans
Washed your hair this spring in preparation for going out...check
Took little sisters t-shirt because it enhances my figure...check
Rip pants to let everyone know what a rebel I am...check
Looking good....looking good
Took little sisters t-shirt because it enhances my figure...check
Rip pants to let everyone know what a rebel I am...check
Looking good....looking good
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I Am Going To Wear Something SassyAre there mirrors on your planet?
That tank top is about 4 minutes away from blowing out all over the place.
Hint: Don't show the world every crease you own...save something for the wedding night.
That tank top is about 4 minutes away from blowing out all over the place.
Hint: Don't show the world every crease you own...save something for the wedding night.
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There is no 5 second rule...I swear...just let it go.
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Ladies And Gentlemen...I Give You....Mister Majestic
Words cannot describe this vision as he parted the crowd with his sheer awesomeness and made his way towards destiny.
Broken hearts and shattered dreams in his wake.
This is the kind of outfit you set out the night before your head-on collision with fate.
You just don't "throw" this kind of image together, this takes years of adverse social behavior to build to this kind of final crescendo.
I didn't even KNOW they made construction orange crocs much less where one would actually search for and then buy a pair...with real grown up money and everything.
Although our subject ranked fairly low on the ass-o-meter, he pegged the needle on the weird-o-meter here at Big and Weird Ass.
Broken hearts and shattered dreams in his wake.
This is the kind of outfit you set out the night before your head-on collision with fate.
You just don't "throw" this kind of image together, this takes years of adverse social behavior to build to this kind of final crescendo.
I didn't even KNOW they made construction orange crocs much less where one would actually search for and then buy a pair...with real grown up money and everything.
Although our subject ranked fairly low on the ass-o-meter, he pegged the needle on the weird-o-meter here at Big and Weird Ass.
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Every Delicious Dimple On Display
I just don't understand wearing something so tight and sheer everyone can tell if you waxed this week or not.
I bet she is working a serious camel toe on the other side of those sweats...just saying.
Remember when people used to work out or even jog in sweat pants and jogging suits?...how did we come to this?
I just don't understand wearing something so tight and sheer everyone can tell if you waxed this week or not.
I bet she is working a serious camel toe on the other side of those sweats...just saying.
Remember when people used to work out or even jog in sweat pants and jogging suits?...how did we come to this?
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Tye-Dye Dream
Known mostly for it's slimming effects and general acceptance in the fashion world, Tye-Dye can double as a warning flag if lost or hurt in the wilderness.
Ok I get the shirt, you were drunk, Hootie and the blowfish were jamming and the moment hit you at the annual Woodstucky 2008 Harley festival and pig roast...I get that.
...but the hat?....did you really have to make it pop with the hat?
Ok I get the shirt, you were drunk, Hootie and the blowfish were jamming and the moment hit you at the annual Woodstucky 2008 Harley festival and pig roast...I get that.
...but the hat?....did you really have to make it pop with the hat?
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