Patty Duke & Cathy Lane

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,

From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.

But Patty's only seen the sights

A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights--

What a crazy pair

But they're cousins,

Identical cousins all the way.

One pair of matching bookends,

Different as night and day.

Code Pink

"Ya know what would really set off my flamingo pink trousers? A bright blue shirt."

A BWA field reporter fearlessly snapped this while driving, and unfortunately only captured one of two portly princesses wearing the same pink pants. 

Queen Kong

A brave BWA field reporter pursued this exotic drumstick-shaped beauty for minutes on end. Señora had a slew of children in tow, making this an extremely difficult (and risky) mission. She eclipsed her brood for a brief moment, when our reporter zoomed in mercilessly for the kill. 

A) Never choose an outfit that makes you look like a Kong dog toy.

B) If you don't know what a Kong dog toy is, check aisle 2

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Back To School shopping can be an exciting time of year. BWA folk reach high and low for the best deals on crayons and glue. "It may be 10:30pm, but dammit we're gonna go out and buy us some notebooks, pencils, and maybe a pair of Day-glo Orange flip-flops to match my sexy ensemble."

A) Your tag is hanging out
B) XXL does NOT mean Extra Extra Little

Who Says Size Doesn't Matter?

A soft rustle in the leaves, a twig snaps and this rare action shot of a Big and Weird Ass mated pair is captured on film.

A roving field reporter submitted this elusive pair captured in the moonlight as they were grazing for sustenance.

Our reporting at great peril to themselves luckily caught this pair as they fled the scene, with but one piteously small cart of food to last between them...they are now gone forever into the night, majesty the likes of which will not be seen again until the next full moon.

Nip And Tuck

If you can fold denim, one of the strongest commercial fabrics known to man, inside your butt cheeks, it's time move away from the frozen pizza rack pizza and head for the fruit stand.

Doesn't that hurt? I would think it chafes like crazy.

Also this is one of the rarest of sightings as it includes brown corduroy...I think I last saw brown corduroy in the 80's matched with some GASS shoes, a Hall and Oates concert jersey and they had an over sized comb in their back pocket.

Jumbo Super Sized Or Just Jumbo Sized Drink?

The concession line is like a watering hole on the Serengeti, all come to feed at it's fertile shores.

Here is a tip, if you have to waddle to the concession stand, it's probably time to back off from the concession stand.

I'll have a box of those, a bag of those, some of those, 2 of those and a diet cola....I am watching my weight. What are you going to get girl?

Priceless...Simply Priceless

Oh this lady has it ALL going on. DAMN !

The hair, early 60's marine crew cut.

The dress, 70's welcome mat.

The shoes, early 80's POSSIBLY late 70's flip flops.

The fanny back with belt extension bonus strap, early 80's.

Not only is this outfit retro-trendy it shows every tiny peak, valley and subtle nuance of cellulite on that fine figure.

Women watch out for your men !

Also caught by a BWA field reporter, this fine specimen is hall of fame material.

....And Here Is Where You Eat

We can see here a moderate BWA with young caught by a roving report for BWA

Why is it you can never have any problem at all finding Big And Weird Ass at a concession line?

And why is it all fashion sense is taught from parent to children, I thought kids were supposed to rebel against their parent's customs, traits and conventions?