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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Where Is The Fire Ladies?

And one for the ladies...

If I was a fireman this guy would not want me as his partner, I couldn't even carry one of his legs out of a burning building.

I like this guy's confidence though, the way he is posing to show it off for the ladies......classy.

Hot dog rolls on the back of the neck....what lady can resist this kind of masculine charm?

Ring ring....Playgirl called, they want their centerfold back....grrrr.




Muffin Stuffin


Fashion Tip # 34

Pants must fit to at least the hips and back pockets must make it to the top of the buttock.

If one or both of these criteria are not met, give the pants back to your child.

Are those marks on the pockets supposed to be making some kind of statement or did she accidentally sit in something?

Lucky Number?

Lucky number or letting everyone know the number of hours it took to get those jeans on?

Those pants are so tight I think I can see a birth mark from here, I hope that is a birth mark.

Hour glass is the ideal shape for a lady on the town and this gal has no less than 14 hour glasses in view.




Form Fitting To Thrill The Boys


What can you say?

When someone has it going on like this there is nothing you can add that isn't self explanatory in the photo.

Man's sweater. 

Purple tight jogging sweats.

Scrunchy

This look must have taken hours to perfect.

....Vanity Fair here you come.




Dainty Outfit


Fashion Tip # 967

Black is not for everyone.

This petite little outfit says much about this sassy girl's attitude.

Just one question, why not black shoes to complete the ensemble?

I think the older woman on the right is either taking a picture of the front of this charming outfit or me, what a freak!