OMG! You guys suck!

Let's start left to right shall we?

Skunk hair dye job girl...get over it...you look like a porn star from the 90's.

So many drums so little time?...dude I know drummers they are physically fit...you haven't beat anything other that your meat in years. Lose the shirt THEN lose the t-shirt under it...good golly man have some pride.

You in the green shirt with the pony tail...nice getting all dressed up to go out...how long have those pant cuffs been dragging through horse shit?

You with the green purse...time for a sun dress...enough said.

I see you there on the bench with your lime green outfit....good God woman...buy a full length mirror THEN go out.

You with the baseball cap...no whacking off allowed get your hand out of your pocket we ALL know your playing pocket pool with yourself and trust me dude...it looks like your losing.

SCORE! BWA Supreme!

Big and Weird Ass scores a direct hit.

It's big.

It's  weird.

It's an ass.

Personally I like the way the tube-halter-blouse-thingy rides on top of it.

And what are those?

See through petroleum based bra staps?......nice...Grandma would be proud.

Words do not do justice to it.

Ladies And Gentlemen...The Gunt

I make NO claim to this one...it came from a hair dresser in Detroit.

A cross between the "gut" and the c-word "c***"  = GUNT

You saw it here first and Thank You my hair dressing friend where ever thou art.

GASP...It's Robin Hood

C'mon dude...try a little at least would you?

Why is your back pocket 14 centimeters above the back of your knee?

You have all of the faux rapper angst and none of the workout at the gym.

What makes it worse is you are carrying your sugar water for energy around with you.

The pants dragging through dung and mud ain't cutting it either.

What the hell is up with the red hoody? 

Did Pete Wentz's tour bus break down on your paper route?

DIET pop

My friend...diet pop is your answer.

Horizontal stripes are not your answer.

Ankle socks are not your answer.

Look Out Ladies

Look Out Ladies...the FOX is on the prowl.

What the hell is this guy wearing?

I am all for out of the box thinking but the guy is out of bounds thinking.

Lose the driving cap..they ALWAYS look dumb........ALWAYS.

You would have looked cooler carrying a fifth of Jack Daniels....the "healthy water drinker look" isn't working for ya.

The lamb chops and flavor saver beard isn't going to bring the chicks a' running either.