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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

You Say There Is No New Ass Out There?




...call me a dirty girl.


This Dude....He made more fun of people than you can imagine. Mullet, business in front, party in back, and look at that jewelry....are you kidding me? You think I make fun of people? You should have heard this guy ripping on everyone who happen to walk by and yes that is his "old lady" next to him.

New rule...if your mullet is gray, your required to cut it off out of respect for humanity.

This guy is STILL in the 80's in some parallel universe ....Wake up, your busted on Big Weird Ass.
Why not just say "I want to fit every stereo type invented"?, This is in crackerville, USA. This dude is probably the ONLY guy of color in the town and he is TRYING to fit every stereotype invented, embridered pants hanging down so underwear shows, check...on cell phone because your business is way to important to wait even minutes, check...earring left over from the 80's, check.......way to go stud.




OMG.. Hairy man, I first met this guy in the john...I kid you not...with his leg up ala- Captain Morgan Style...taking a piss in the urinal while shirtless with one leg up on the plumbing...???...I have never urinated with my leg up in the air, what the heck was he trying to do?...this guy was wearing his fur coat like a badge of honor...you tell me...hot or not?


All frelaxed....where is the chips?....watch the "talking to the left" "eating to the right" chip grab move...she is so slick...



National Anthem is on...gasp...that was a work out.


"Exhausting....time to take a break...where is the deep fried food?"



I kid you not friend...he was wearing shorts earlier, when he went to put pants on I thought he was throwing down another blanket.