The Goth Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Goth Tree

Goth Mother and Daughter sighted in broad daylight...yes....the rare and elusive "day walkers".

Yes they do exist and we have the proof right here on Big Weird Ass.

If these polyester pants were any tighter they would be screaming for mercy, wait shhhhh....I think I hear them screaming their tiny screams for mercy now.

C'mon ladies....all black? It's summer throw a colored scarf on or something to catch the boys eyes.

Nice wife beater for showing off the tats .......yummy.

This Floral Pattern Is The Bomb

Yes this floral pattern is the bomb as the kids say...what you can't see is her friend's (kneeling) AC/DC T-shirt...rock on my friend....rock on....fashion has no hold on your free spirit.

What is it with flowers and frills on large people's clothes?

Busy does NOT equal slimming.

Double Trouble

Is this the line for the Kool-Aid Man try-outs, or is Dippin' Dots giving out free samples again?

Exercise: A Spectator's Sport

"C'mon, Madison! Just ten more sit-ups and we can finally go get us some McLunch."

In Full Bloom

This one definitely wins the prize for most closely resembling one of those lawn ornaments with the lady bending over.  Could you imagine what this would've looked like from the neighbor's perspective (behind her) across the street?! Priceless. 

Security Aisle 4

It is a uniform so it's really not his choice, but don't you think management should have rethought the canary yellow color?

A kid with a stolen Miley Cyrus CD could lap this guy three times before his security training even kicked in.

Note the ever ready stance.

This guy is - Ready........ For........ Action