It's A Freaking Convention

This female is the alpha and the omega of fashion.

Slimming top, baggy nasty pants, newspaper boy bag.

No thats not a bandanna, see next photo, she opted for hair dye to match her top...ALWAYS a good choice.

No need to fear the wedding photographer now.


Its a Bonanza...its a Convention...its...its....BWA heaven....

No fewer than 5, count em 5!

From Left to right.

1) Don't wear anything that looks like a dentist assistant uniform outside.

2) Too tight a top accentuating the "muffin syndrome"

3) Shelf BWA, a nearly perfect and pristine example no less.

4) Black tank top accentuates white bra strap, very classy. Flip flops...always in style.

5) Red top, red hair hippie girl from previous picture, don't even get me started.




Fashion tip # 54 - Get a purse strap that actually goes around your body.

Fashion tip # 345 - Walk in between your skinny friends, it's a symmetry thing.

Fashion tip # 6857 - Don't wear colors that make you look like a bee, subconsciously people will respond with fear and aversion.



If you need to look for a particular size poncho.....just give it up.

These jeans have no right to be that tight.

Jeans AND flip flops?....baby say it ain't so.

Mom has the shelf going and is working it...another window into the future here.

Teach The Children

Remember your diet is the same diet your children will learn and live by.

Remember your choice in cheap footwear is what your children will learn and live by.

You don't have to be Karnack the Great to see into the future in this picture....its all here.


"Are you threating me?...ARE YOU THREATING ME?..."

If I was getting a glare like this from this silver back I would be running the other way.

Are those back pockets or hip pockets?

Fashion tip # 675 - If your top hangs up on your hips, it's time for a bigger top.



Another mated pair in the wild...why is one of them never the hot one?

I don't even know wear to buy a shirt like this gentlemen is wearing.

It's what I like to call "Charlie Brown Chic"


These poor kids are being taught that crocs are ok...they are not.

These poor kids are being taught that mother's summer pant wear is best worn looking like it was stuffed up your behind with a pole...it is not.

These poor kids are being taught that color coordination is not important at all....it is

Threat Displays In The BWA Kingdom

Locking eyes the female begins to slowly circle her enemy, an adversarial female from across the street threatens the local matriarchs mating ground.

Sometimes it is what is in the background that makes the shot worthwhile.

I don't understand the haircut either....I didn't say it, you thought it though.



Flip flops, too tight tank top for showing off her belly button, tiny little disco purse....take me home mama I am all yours.

Fashion tip # 444 - Don't pick your teeth in public with the same unwashed hands you handle money and wipe your butt with....save it for home.


Designer jeans AND crocs...this is a double no-no or a 2X'er as we call it here at BWA.

Designer embroidery on back pockets was officially declared obsolete in 1979.

Crocs are just never right....never....ever....just don't do it they are nasty.



Muffin top carrying a food bag...think before you carry.

"Do I want to be seen carrying food around with me for the next 8 hours?"

If these shorts were any lower or any tighter she would look like the mushroom cloud from a nuclear bomb.


Fashion tip # 986 - If your top is tight enough to show your segmented body you should change it.

C'mon you must own at least one mirror at home.

Fashion tip # 4 - Only reveal it if it's worth revealing, otherwise cover it back up.

Fashin Tip #1933 - When In Public, Dress Accordingly

Yes! A mated pair...rare and elusive, one of the hardest moments to be caught on film, a bull male and his mate migrating from the spent and barren feeding grounds on one side of the street to fresher pastures on the other side of the street.

Note how they have dressed to the nines for the general public's scrutiny.

He is obviously military, possibly special forces.



Once on the other side of the street, the male begins to explore and mark his territory, scenting food he leads the female to their new dwelling.

The earring the male wears denotes he has pirating experience.

The fish hook in the hat lets the world know his marriage bait is out and for the taking.

The keys and beeper lets everyone know he is accessible and responsible for locking up something.

The pit stain, well the pit stain is just a pit stain.


"Look Francesca we look just like twins"

Fashion tip #1653 - Never dress duplicate of your skinny friend, even if you like it on her it won't have the same effect on you.

Toilets to the left, food to the right.


I had to blur the ridiculous looking leg tattoos on both of these subjects...really people, re-examine your life the moment you decide to put a permanent mark on your body letting the world know...yes I love Coco-Puffs.

I see Bud is the drink of choice by the shirt probably never touched a Bud-Light....heck why not get ALL your apparel there my friend? If your going to advertise for free...get the shorts and underwear too.

Did I REALLY need to see this bra?...C'mon at least make a attempt at hiding your underwear from the public ok?

I am not even going to comment on the camisole...it's underwear too.




" I know, tomorrow I will wear the turqoise sweat pants that tie at the knee (very european), my striped pullover, white sandals and my brown leather purse.....look out men here I come"

Why did I need to see EVERY line of her panties....why....why?

One Soft Taco To Go

Fashion Tip 526:

Buy YOUR size pants, NOT the size you wish you were.

Are these the going to town pants? If they are what does she lounge around at home in?

They have these things now, nice ropes if you will...I guess they call them belts...you might want to look into them.

What's worse is, it is totally unknown if she is wearing any underwear, these are down pretty far and I don't even see a stitch of panty....the world is full of mysteries.