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Friday, August 15, 2008

But Maw, I Wants A McBreakfast...


Even in the remote wilderness you can find extras for the movie Deliverance.


This dainty party of three bulldogged their way in front of everyone to ensure the poor unsuspecting infant one of them was carrying was fed the best possible nutritious food Mickey D's can provide....


First off they started to pitch a bitch when the counter girl said breakfast was over and it was only 10:20 A.M. ... HERESY !


Luckily there was some breakfast sandwiches left over that they demanded.


Now onto the wardrobe category, no the circus was not in town.


Flip flops, pink fatigues and matching horizontal yellow and white striped shirt...YES! It's a trifecta


Please note: Ladies and Gentlemen, when considering getting tattoos:


A) Do not be intoxicated


B) Think if it will look good twenty years from now AS WELL AS the sober day after.


C) Get someone besides Skeeter to do it, if the ink has bled together after a month you probably haven't seen a professional tattoo artist...you had Skeeter do it.


Well our ladies have fed and now migrate away to the car...gone forever? I think not.


As we drive away I look in my rear view mirror, who is it?


None other than our Shakespearean acting troupe, ALL smoking cigarettes with the infant trapped somewhere inside their car.


Supposedly.


Young Cletus Junior Ray could have been on the floor boards or on the roof when they left for all I know.





1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No amount of camouflage can hide that thing.