It's A Freaking Convention

This female is the alpha and the omega of fashion.

Slimming top, baggy nasty pants, newspaper boy bag.

No thats not a bandanna, see next photo, she opted for hair dye to match her top...ALWAYS a good choice.

No need to fear the wedding photographer now.


Its a Bonanza...its a Convention...its...its....BWA heaven....

No fewer than 5, count em 5!

From Left to right.

1) Don't wear anything that looks like a dentist assistant uniform outside.

2) Too tight a top accentuating the "muffin syndrome"

3) Shelf BWA, a nearly perfect and pristine example no less.

4) Black tank top accentuates white bra strap, very classy. Flip flops...always in style.

5) Red top, red hair hippie girl from previous picture, don't even get me started.




Fashion tip # 54 - Get a purse strap that actually goes around your body.

Fashion tip # 345 - Walk in between your skinny friends, it's a symmetry thing.

Fashion tip # 6857 - Don't wear colors that make you look like a bee, subconsciously people will respond with fear and aversion.



If you need to look for a particular size poncho.....just give it up.

These jeans have no right to be that tight.

Jeans AND flip flops?....baby say it ain't so.

Mom has the shelf going and is working it...another window into the future here.