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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Threat Displays In The BWA Kingdom


Locking eyes the female begins to slowly circle her enemy, an adversarial female from across the street threatens the local matriarchs mating ground.

Sometimes it is what is in the background that makes the shot worthwhile.

I don't understand the haircut either....I didn't say it, you thought it though.



Flip flops, too tight tank top for showing off her belly button, tiny little disco purse....take me home mama I am all yours.

Fashion tip # 444 - Don't pick your teeth in public with the same unwashed hands you handle money and wipe your butt with....save it for home.


Designer jeans AND crocs...this is a double no-no or a 2X'er as we call it here at BWA.

Designer embroidery on back pockets was officially declared obsolete in 1979.

Crocs are just never right....never....ever....just don't do it they are nasty.



Muffin top carrying a food bag...think before you carry.

"Do I want to be seen carrying food around with me for the next 8 hours?"

If these shorts were any lower or any tighter she would look like the mushroom cloud from a nuclear bomb.


Fashion tip # 986 - If your top is tight enough to show your segmented body you should change it.

C'mon you must own at least one mirror at home.

Fashion tip # 4 - Only reveal it if it's worth revealing, otherwise cover it back up.




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